Ventures into P2P

posted by on 7th July 2008, at 8:20pm | No Comments

Just recently I became a member, finally straying from my three and a half long years of being in the homely free-to-play world.  I was so enthralled (especially while playing it full screen, the sights were really something to see) that, as cheesy as it sounds, I was inspired to write this poem about my experiences and thoughts after my first hour as a member.  Maybe it’ll help you remember your experience back then as well.

Every other time had been dull.
Every other time had been a bore.
Every other time had been dreary,
yet this time would not be such a chore.

Stepping swiftly through silent lands
I made my way to the wall,
which encompassed the two thirds of the world
upon which I would now fall.

As I ran up the familiar road
which I had gone on many times before,
previously just to look and wonder
at what was behind that great closed door.

But now that was not the case,
as I finally reached the gate.
It stood before me, wide and open,
showing me a glimpse of what would await.

Taking a breath, I urged my character on
into a place my mind could barely render.
For at that moment, as I passed the gate,
I was officially a member.

I took in my surroundings slowly.
Everything looked amazing in full screen!
The high-def graphics enhanced this first day
about ten times more, it would seem.

As I looked around the alien place
I felt completely new again.
Since I knew not where I was
or what I can’t do or can.

The world map got pulled up
over and over many times,
as I slowly navigated myself
through many roads that looked like squiggly lines.

At last I found the Fishing Guild
which fortunately I could enter,
and there I stayed for awhile,
since I decided not getting lost would be better.

While I stood upon that dock
I felt like a newbie once more,
for all around were many people,
boasting nice armor and skill capes galore.

I continued to fish for lobsters
as I thought of all the things I could now do:
Slayer, fletching, hunter, farming,
and so many quests from which to choose!

Just one month seemed like such little time
to accomplish everything I wished I could.
As I was fishing I was already planning
how to get money for next month I should.

Unfortunately at that hour it was getting late,
so I unwillingly logged off for the night.
I hoped that tomorrow would come fast
so that I could go back on at first light.

Every other time had been dull.
Every other time had been a bore.
Every other time had been dreary,
yet this time I finally wished I could play more.

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posted by on 25th May 2008, at 5:15pm | 1 Comment
This week Jagex brought two small changes to gameplay – a Quick Chat option and new level up messages. Quick Chat The bigger update of the two, quick chat is an option that allows you to say something by hitting hotkeys, therefore making it easier and simpler to communicate.  This is especially useful in mini-games […]

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posted by on 30th April 2008, at 11:06pm | 5 Comments
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posted by on 31st March 2008, at 10:14pm | 8 Comments
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posted by on 31st March 2008, at 10:14pm | No Comments
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