Informer Staff
Real Name: Dr. Alexander Von Xavious Alfrenctobonashalbatrictantimacandsmoshalvacans-
tineacanhakawakanostrologiavintingapawnsnapalockinadorakingesturevoutamonseven-
tinhuntercainlossapotsasicklibbausergontachonavinlasstrafixagoniton.
Of West Virginia.
Just kidding. Call me Alex. Nothing else. ... unless you really want to call me by my last name ...
Rsbandb forum name: ... I'm going to remain silent for this one.
Runescape Name (optional): Since I have the option, I would call myself Dr. Hokenstern, founter and inventor of the Cosmic Elemental.
Age (optional): Oh, don't I wish age was optional ...
Gender (optional): Demimale. Figure that one out, boys at NASC.
Location (optional - country would be ok, more if you want): I'm on my chair. In my room. In my house. On my block. In my neighborhood. In my community. In my city. In my province. In my state. In my continent. On my planet. In my galaxy. But not necessarily in your universe ...
Short Biography: After being born and raised by the Western White Dragons of the Dire-Smoke Mountains, I took on the appearance of a new-age space dinosaur and rampaged against everybody who disliked spreading butter on their rice cakes in an attempt to save the ocean from such a demise. After succeeding to do this twice, I went back to my hone in Venezuela and found the enchanted talisman of boxer shorts which granted me infinite comfort. With my new super-power, I toured the moon in a golf cart and sang classic operas to the trees to make them grow into umbrellas so I would be protected by the sun's deadly UV rays while I was using the bathroom. Taking interest in the medical field, I became a mechanical technician and invented decompressed gas, but I unfortunately didn't have any soap. Several hundred years later I rode my bike to the corner store for a chocolate milk but the owner was a crocodile, so I turned my fan on and relaxed in the swimming pool with a glass of lemonade, freshly baked from the oven. After I had my carbonated drink, my feet started to hurt and grow into shotguns, which I used to cure cancer for beavers and became their hero and legend for many millions of years to come. Once all that was done, I decided to go insane and I tried my hand at computer programming, which I found to be interesting and-
... oh wait, you said "short". DARN! Never mind, then.
Favorite Rs Skill: The "WAAAZZAAAAAAAAAP" skill (free level 99 for me!), though I do occasionally like construction to make a close second.
Real Name: Jason
Rsbandb forum name: Jasonmrc
Runescape Name (optional): Firemana
Age (optional): 17
Gender (optional): Male
Location (optional): Georgia, East Coast, USA
Short Biography: Homeschooling is nice, especially because I don't have to worry about missing the bus. I love strategy and RPG games. Dungeons and Dragons is one of my favorite paper & pencil games (it's alot funner than it may sound). If you've been around the forums a few times you'll see that I'm usually writing in a Round Robin if there is currently one.
Favourite Rs Skill: Used to be Fishing, however I believe it is now Defense. Def nub for life!
Real Name: Paul
Rsbandb forum name: Pfkninenines
Runescape Name (optional): Silverwiz9
Age (optional): 19
Gender (optional): Male
Location: I live in Vermont, go to University in New York
Short Biography: I currently am attending a New York university, studying to be a Chemical Engineer. When not at school, or at least not doing school work, I am usually on the computer doing anything from playing FPS games to listening to a podcast, to watching the latest TV episodes I missed somewhere online. Off the computer, I enjoy going to my family’s cabin to hunt, ride ATVs, snowmobiles, hunt, sleep, and in general hang out with my Dad. I’ve got one sister, and a cat (don’t know how they relate, just kind of fit in), Boots. He’d be the cat you’ll see on any of my cat-avatars, or accidental watermarks on YouTube videos.
Favourite Rs Skill: Slayer
Real Name: Matt
Rsbandb forum name: Kenny
Runescape Name (optional): Kill_Kenny97
Age (optional): 14
Gender (optional): Male
Location (optional - country would be ok, more if you want):North West of England
Short Biography: Nothing really much to tell, moved around quite a lot when I was little living in various countries around Europe finally settling in England.
Favourite Rs Skill: I don't play it anymore but I think it was Woodcutting.
Real Name: Tim
Rsbandb forum name: Mli 699
Runescape Name (optional): Mli 699
Age (optional): 15
Gender (optional): Male
Location (optional - country would be ok, more if you want): Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Short Biography: Hello, my name is Tim, I'm in Grade 10 going to Ross Sheppard High school, I was one of the best writers in my class at Westmount Junior High, I am normally on the computer unless I have homework or I am playing on my Wii. I have a hamster, a cat, and 6 fish. I have most of my High school courses based around Computer Programming but in Grade 11 I’m going to be adding web design into when I am mainly focusing on, I might also focus on Photography but I’m not sure yet. I plan to do as much as I can to help around the Informer site along with the Forums. I am happy to be the new Informer Writer!
Favourite Rs Skill: Defence and Farming
Real Name: Jesse
Rsbandb forum name: Kirby
Runescape Name: Kirbster1995
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Location: Pocatello, ID, US
Short Biography: I was born in Pocatello, Idaho and have stayed there since. I am interested in computers. (especially Macs) I don't play very many games other than RuneScape. My favorite TV Shows: Star Trek, Smallville, and Kyle XY. I am very strict with my education and normally get straight A's. It has almost been 5 years (in August) since I started playing RuneScape and I hope to stay for quite a while.
Favourite Rs Skill: Farming
Real Name: Owen
Rsbandb forum name: Marco
Runescape Name (optional): Marco995
Age (optional): 15
Gender (optional): Male
Location (optional - country would be ok, more if you want): USA
Short Biography: I enjoy creative writing, and music. I am a giant band geek, and love to fish. Of course Runescape ruined my life as a young child, but I have gotten over that.
Favourite Rs Skill: Fletching
Real Name: Chris
Rsbandb forum name:ChrisT
Runescape Name (optional): Xturtx
Age (optional): 20
Gender (optional): male
Location (optional - country would be ok, more if you want): U.S
Short Biography: Typical life, Im currently going to college for mechanical engineering. Hopefully that gives me a great career as a move through the years as many more are to come
Favourite Rs Skill: Range
