I know it’s been a long time since I have written you a letter, but this year I wanted to ask for a few things specifically, in the hopes that I have been good enough for you to bring them. I know every year you bring Christmas cheer and presents to the land of Gelinor and every year I somehow have to help you save Christmas, feed your reindeer, or deliver presents. Don’t get me wrong, I like to do these things but I also want to let you know what I have been doing the rest of the year to show just how good I’ve been.
First off, I helped the last Dragon Rider get back home and believe me, it was no easy task. I also saved Ashdale from a sea monster. I don’t know if this will go down as naughty or nice, but I did bring Zaros back and spared the life of a particularly pathetic goblin. Oh and I can’t forget I helped the elves get their fabled city back and exorcised a haunted mansion. As you can see I have been quite good and definitely should be on the nice list.
I don’t know if you know what I want for Christmas yet so I thought I would just make a list for you. If you can’t bring me all of these things I understand, but few would be nice.
There you go Santa, that’s my list. I don’t think it’s too much especially given how good I have been this year and many of the presents I asked for would help other people as well. Of course I will help you this year too – delivering presents or defeating the evil snowman Snowverload, but could you do me one favor and tell your head elf if he gives me one more XP lamp worth 900 XP he can just keep it. Really, I don’t need it, it is insulting. I will be sure to leave some cookies for you, hope you have a great Christmas!
Santa, until next year, Happy Runescaping,