So said Jagex: Having travelled to the ogre town of Oo’glog, Balnea could not have expected such an irresistible business opportunity. The town may be full of annoying bugs and surly ogresses, but it’s also home to some rather miraculous pools! These pools seem to have all manner of benefits to health and performance; with this in [...]
A NOTE FROM THE SWC It’s been three months since Manya’s left us. Considering the situation laid out for us in his last letter, we thought we were never going to see him again. Would’ve been a pity, and we even had a gravestone set up and everything when Postie Pete suddenly appeared, handing us his [...]
JAGEX SAID THIS The Contact! quest sent you on your adventurous way to face the followers of Scabaras, making grim discoveries of death and intrigue beneath the desert. In Dealing with Scabaras there has been a reaction to these events, dragging you kicking and screaming into a tale of revenge and redemption. Your journey begins with a [...]
A WORD FROM THE SWC MANAGEMENT (We would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read. If anything sounds wrong or conflicts with your own personal beliefs, the main rule of thumb is to NEVER TAKE DEX SERIOUSLY. He enjoys doing this for the amusement that there will be someone who will [...]
Well, the end of the year came with a bit of an early new years resolution. Jagex practically, in some people’s eyes, “ruined” the wilderness by preventing people from PKing each other directly, confining such PKing methods to a large, single space and transforming it into a completely restricted, hardly worthwhile event. Good for clan [...]
A WORD FROM THE SWC MANAGEMENT (We would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read. If anything sounds wrong or conflicts with your own personal beliefs, the main rule of thumb is to NEVER TAKE DEX SERIOUSLY. He enjoys doing this for the amusement that there will be someone who will [...]
MANYA’S MAYHEM TRYING SOMETHING NEW (Good day to you. This is Alex 43. Since the start of this month, Manya had been missing, along with our boat, so we were stranded for a few days until Dex removed the ocean and we walked to dry land. Just recently, I had received a tar-covered letter from him with [...]
____________________________________________________ NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS IN ARDOUGNE AGAIN ____________________________________________________ It was a calm day; the sun was shining, the sky was cloudless, and every nook and cranny of the outdoor Ardougne city life was illuminated by its ever-persistent … well, life. Everybody went about their daily business; selling goods, making goods, visiting the zoo, admiring the great castle, and drinking [...]
_________________________________________________ DEX DELIVERS _________________________________________________ Yup, it’s me again, here to talk about things one would expect me to know nothing about. This time, I’m here to talk about tips for going to school. Studying, homework, listening in class, etc. … yeah, THAT kind of school. One would think that, from studying so much about majiya, I wouldn’t have time [...]
Well, Manya’s taking a day off (more like a month) his Manya’s Mayhem and Alex has gone to University, so I’m left to save his hide and position as an Informer Writer by writing about something that one would think I know nothing about. Girls! You may think that as a master of Majiya, I know nothing [...]