JAGEX’S ATTEMPT AT POPULARITY: The Vyrewatch continue to draw blood tithes from the citizens of Meiyerditch, while the Saradominist powers of Misthalin seem unable to break Drakan’s stranglehold over the dread land of Morytania. The two forces are bound by Guthixian Edicts, preventing any confrontation that would start another war between the gods. Mercenaries trickle into Morytania [...]
A NOTE FROM THE SWC Another two months have passed since we heard from Manya. Life here had settled quite nicely without him. Considering that Gia was vegetarian and Dex wasn’t, I found it hard to cook every night, especially when Gia wanted to. Dex doesn’t eat anything Gia makes, and he can’t cook himself [...]
HEARD FROM JAGEX: Following your disruptive behaviour in the Tyras Camp, things are not going well for the catapult guard. Already unpopular with his comrades after various security lapses, he’s now neglected the catapult, allowing damp to seep in and rot the frame. General Hining is furious, the replacement catapult parts haven’t arrived and the rookie [...]
So said Jagex: Having travelled to the ogre town of Oo’glog, Balnea could not have expected such an irresistible business opportunity. The town may be full of annoying bugs and surly ogresses, but it’s also home to some rather miraculous pools! These pools seem to have all manner of benefits to health and performance; with this in [...]
A NOTE FROM THE SWC It’s been three months since Manya’s left us. Considering the situation laid out for us in his last letter, we thought we were never going to see him again. Would’ve been a pity, and we even had a gravestone set up and everything when Postie Pete suddenly appeared, handing us his [...]
JAGEX SAID THIS The Contact! quest sent you on your adventurous way to face the followers of Scabaras, making grim discoveries of death and intrigue beneath the desert. In Dealing with Scabaras there has been a reaction to these events, dragging you kicking and screaming into a tale of revenge and redemption. Your journey begins with a [...]
A WORD FROM THE SWC MANAGEMENT (We would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read. If anything sounds wrong or conflicts with your own personal beliefs, the main rule of thumb is to NEVER TAKE DEX SERIOUSLY. He enjoys doing this for the amusement that there will be someone who will [...]
Well, the end of the year came with a bit of an early new years resolution. Jagex practically, in some people’s eyes, “ruined” the wilderness by preventing people from PKing each other directly, confining such PKing methods to a large, single space and transforming it into a completely restricted, hardly worthwhile event. Good for clan [...]
A WORD FROM THE SWC MANAGEMENT (We would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read. If anything sounds wrong or conflicts with your own personal beliefs, the main rule of thumb is to NEVER TAKE DEX SERIOUSLY. He enjoys doing this for the amusement that there will be someone who will [...]